Apparently, I'm now David Letterman's personal assistant. At least that's what I could assume by the e-mails I'm getting to my yahoo account. Just last month I got the flight plans for his departure from NY to his MT ranch. I also got the flight plans for his girlfriend and their son.
They flew in a Citation X, and Dave requested:
1 Starbucks Coffee Grounds
1 New York Times
2 Gatorade Sports Drink
6 Fiji Bottled Water
1 Microwave Popcorn
6 Perrier Sparkling Water, 330 ML
He would just like a vehicle left at the airport for him. He doesn't need anyone to drive him. Any vehicle is fine.
I'll make sure I get right on that, and bill it to Worldwide Pants.
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3 comments:
Wow, let him know ,you could end up making a guest appearance.If you teach Carson a stupid pet trick you can both be famous.
Kathleen
How about a Stupid Human Trick?
You could talk.
Glad you made it home safely with your cunning wit intact.
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